During a rousing round of drinks with some Internet friends we addressed the fact that Martin Bowling looks like a gentleman in his Twitter Avatar: But looks like and Arby’s Sandwich in real life: When I heard the question that … Continued
credit: Auzigog Q: i want to see live naked girls but hate beaches and don’t want to pay $1 a song. what’s a reasonable way to go about this? –Chris from Portland Chris, since you apparently live at the intersection … Continued
A question has entered my mind via Penny Arcade: How do you groom a girl? Specifically this girl, Felicia Day. Some women may not be aware of this, but, many men find grooming a woman very rewarding for both parties. … Continued
When two people get married, their kids get the father’s name (with rare exceptions). For each family that has only girls, that family name won’t be continued. This means every generation we should lose a fraction of family names. Will … Continued
Have you seen this man? I last saw him the week of July 21st. We made tentative plans to get together last weekend, but when I called him I got his answering machine. I tried texting him a few hours … Continued
Thomas Roche Why are there laws? -A kid talking to his dad Laws are made for one of two reasons: Some things are illegal because they are fun (e.g. speeding, naming your kid Sex Fruit, or pretending to be a … Continued
How do you make out with lots of chicks? -Sl4y3rX In an homage to Jessica Hagy here is the answer to making-out with lots of “chicks”? So there you have it. The way to make-out with lots of chicks is … Continued
photo credit: musictowakeyou I keep my phone on vibrate and in my pocket. Often it feels like it’s vibrating even when it’s not. What is the deal with these phantom vibrations? -Jevan Well Jevan the reason that you have phantom … Continued
It has been over 5 years since we “accomplished” our “mission” in Iraq I think it is time we start thing about the United States next acquisition. Now I know that the popular thought is Iran, but I have a … Continued
photo credit: samholland Who would win in a fight Medeski Martin & Wood or They Might Be Giants? -Chris’ Birthday Party Well they both make a mean children’s band, and by mean I mean potentially damaging to the fragile psyches … Continued