Movember Madness
Ten years ago both my dad and grandfather died of cancer. All three of us were born in December. This year to honor their memories and lives I am shaving my much loved beard and participating in Movember. This is … Continued
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Everything You Need To Know About Babies
Cute but deadly this baby is biding her time. 😉 Also, not my baby.
Little Known Fact About The Oatmeal
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Contrary to popular belief The Oatmeal is super friendly and love hugs: If you want a hug from The Oatmeal you should take the image below:
Chasing Bristol Palin
Because so many of you (approximately 30,000) are coming here looking for information and pictures about Bristol Palin I thought I could help you out. Take this survey to find out “How long could you take a warm nap between … Continued
Making A Comedy Album
I have kind of fallen off the grid on this blog, but with good reason. I am making a comedy album! Rose and I are using Kickstarter.com to raise money to turn the best of this blog, plus unpublished, content … Continued
The Television Made Me Do It
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The KFC Double Down has triggered my inner competitive nature. I present The Quadstrocity. If you want to see it in full detail you can watch the Unaltered Quadstrocity it’s 17 Min. After completing this task I had to drink … Continued
Filling In For Google
credit: v i p e z I found this ridiculous image of Google Suggests and thought I should help out. Do men have periods? Yes, of steroidal rage. Does sperm whiten teeth? I don’t know. I need to do further … Continued
The Museum Of The Date Doesn’t Go Anywhere
credit: j/k_lolz One of the great tricks that life plays on you is the rumor that there are rules. There are no absolute truths, no constants. As surely as this life will end; I will fail you. I don’t plan … Continued
From The Google
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Yesterday Google sent me the following question “Why don’t women trust?” The simple answer is Bristol Palin. Well, to clarify, I can only really answer why women don’t trust me. The answer to that is Bristol Palin. Tender, thick, dangerous … Continued
Doing It
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How are you doing? — My Mom This is an interesting question and heady question. Usually it begins with a sandwich that looks like this: photo credit: Sakurako Kitsa After vigorous chewing the sandwich goo gets stored in a place … Continued